Tessa really says funny stuff all the time, some memorable ones from this evening:

"Stay off my perimeter!" While describing the pillow arrangement on her bed.

"Yum...star of David Cupcakes...they're for the jews." While reading a cupcake cookbook with seasonal themes.

"I don't like alphabet soup...not the letters or the water." While complaining about dinner.

"Dad, I'm drinking tequila!" While drinking water from a metal shot glass (came in Tuaca gift pack)

"Dad, wanna see my new jerk dance...I mean dork dance?" While showing off some dance moves.